| <SCarfAcE> | Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load. |
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<SCarfAcE> | now that's a great allocation of resources! |
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<Abstruse> | scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline. |
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