| <@Never> | I had this insane professor who constantly alluded to being an alcoholic and to hating his wife |
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<@Never> | somehow this meshed with economic theory perfectly. |
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<@Never> | Once he went to the board and drew a simple X-Y graph, on one axis he wrote "GIN CONSUMED" and on the other he wrote "LIFE EXPECTANCY" |
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