| <DigDug> | and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then. |
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<Guilty> | Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot |
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<Guilty> | It would never end |
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