| <ignatz> | You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. |
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<zebulon_y> | w |
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<ignatz> | You fall into the Pacific Ocean. |
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<zebulon_y> | e |
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<ignatz> | You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it. |
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<zebulon_y> | drink beer |
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<ignatz> | glug. |
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<zebulon_y> | say hello to dwarf |
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<ignatz> | FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die. |
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