| <TheWizrd> | i wrote my paper ... its 2 pages ..... min length = 5 pages |
|
<TheWizrd> | wtf ? |
|
<nerdcore> | add 3 pages of "um" and "er" |
|
<nerdcore> | "And so we, um, see that, um, um, Shakespeare was trying to, er, say that, um..." |
|
<nerdcore> | "And then that one guy--what's-his-name--picked up the, oh yeah! It was Laertes! He picked up the, um, that thing that you use when you want to stab somebody--a sword! Yeah. That's it." |
|
<nerdcore> | easy +3 pages. |
Similar:
| Chat 7952 | [ric]: puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like! ... |
| Chat 20659 | khonsu: I dunno, I gave up on the LoTR books :P ... |
| Chat 19696 | * kronikmag watches as a black hole appears from nowhere and sucks kremit into its depths where he externally implodes ... |
| Chat 15089 | noskill: I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" sim... |
| Chat 21454 | carbine: People should be forced to talk like manpages ... |
| Chat 10225 | baccus: anybody want the harry potter book in one big html file? ... |
| Chat 24901 | zeleftikam: i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i could wikipedia two things at once and that was somehow amazin... |
| Chat 10672 | iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570 ... |
| Chat 11992 | +AdamR: bahahahahahah just got a reply from zen about that gateway being named "gay-dsl1" ... |