| <@Bojangle> | splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not |
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<@Bojangle> | So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant |
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<@Bojangle> | "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver" |
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<@Bojangle> | So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao |
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<@splurge> | HAHAHA |
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<@Bojangle> | And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time" |
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<@Bojangle> | It was like something outta Seinfeld |
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<@splurge> | id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard |
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<@Bojangle> | Me too |
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