| <Caffeine> | i was dared to go buy lube |
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<Caffeine> | so i went with my best friend/housemate and talked about double ended dildos while hugging her in the checkout line with ky in my hand |
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<Caffeine> | the cashier asked me 'how was your day' |
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<Caffeine> | i said 'it will be better once i get this hunny home' |
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<Caffeine> | her jaw dropped |
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