| <%Sim> | they've called here |
|
<%Sim> | and said "Where are you?" |
|
<%Sim> | well, my brother has |
|
<%Sim> | I'm like |
|
<%Sim> | Where do you fucking thing I am? You called the house in which we live. |
|
<%Sim> | I'm in fucking africa |
|
<%Sim> | on safari |
|
<%Sim> | gtg elephant |
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