| <Corey> | Why is everyone in It's a Wonderful Life so stupid? |
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<Corey> | Main character: Oh, I lost some money, got angry at my family and got hit by a guy. I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. |
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<Corey> | Clarence: I can show you how life was if you never existed. |
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<Corey> | Main character: Why does nobody recognize me?! |
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<Corey> | Clarence: Because in this reality, you don't exist. |
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<Corey> | Main character: My wife and mother don't know me! |
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<Corey> | Clarence: You.... don't exist. |
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<Corey> | Main character: Why's the town have a different name?! |
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<Corey> | Clarence: YOU. DON'T. EXIST. |
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<Corey> | Main character: Where did my kids go?! |
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<Corey> | Clarence: Fuck it, jump off the bridge, I don't care. |
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