| <Rumpelteazer> | have you ever drunk hand cream |
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<Rumpelteazer> | I don't feel at all well |
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<Rumpelteazer> | the original bottle broke, and all I had handy was my old coffee cup. |
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<Rumpelteazer> | the bottle broke when I tripped over an old ps2 controller my husband had attatched to my computer for unknown reasons |
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<Rumpelteazer> | and I returned to my desk with a big cup of coffee. |
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<Rumpelteazer> | and I mixed the two cups up. |
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