| <Turtles> | I really wouldn't mind if an old lady took a dump on my chest. |
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<Lovespuds> | ... |
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<Lovespuds> | ...Dude. |
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<Turtles> | Er. |
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<Turtles> | That was the wrong window. |
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<Lovespuds> | Turtles, there is no such thing as the right window for that. |
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