| <~Vespa> | I had a lesbian (a very intoxicated one) come onto me once |
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<~toto> | They wanted a drink dear |
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<~Vespa> | no |
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<~Vespa> | they bought me the drink |
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<~toto> | They'd spiked it and wanted your wallet then. |
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<~Vespa> | no |
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<~Vespa> | they thought I was female |
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