| <@JB> | Then had your hard drive exorcised? |
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<@ThunderClaw> | I actually did that once. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | It was a dare. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | I was living in Nebraska, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | and I got called down the street to a particularly computer-illiterate neighbor. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | My buddy Matt dared me to take a look at the computer and deem it infested with demons. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | So I went down there, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | took a look at it (I don't even remember what was wrong), |
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<@ThunderClaw> | and told her that demons had come from the darker regions of Africa and infested her computer. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | SHE BOUGHT IT. |
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<@ThunderClaw> | I took a glass of water, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | blessed it, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | and drew the sign of the cross on her computer a few times, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | and said, |
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<@ThunderClaw> | "IN THE NAME OF LORD JESUS CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR, I COMMAND THEE TO LEAVE THIS WOMAN'S SILICON ABODE AND RETURN TO THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!" |
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<@ThunderClaw> | She paid me 20 bucks and I left. |
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