<God> | my car broke |
<God> | so my dad bought me a 100 dollar geo metro to use until its fixed |
<God> | 1994 |
<God> | 70,000 miles |
<God> | runs great |
<God> | i got hit by an 18 wheeler first day driving it and the guy gave me 300 bux on the spot |
<God> | hes like "no please i dont want to deal with cops or insurance" "how does 200 sounds" ...."uhhh.." "ok fine 300!" |
<God> | "i guess that works" |
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