<crayola> | so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover. |
<crayola> | they had a deal. When the friend died, my cousin would remove all traces of gayness from his house. |
<crayola> | his parents were to never know he was gay. (other than the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend, loved broadway musicals, and died of AIDS, I'm sure the plan worked perfectly.) |
<crayola> | In exchange for his role in this, my cousin was to take any Broadway mementos he wanted. |
<crayola> | he did. I swear, he lived off ebay profits for a year. |
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