| <greap> | my laptop is starting to feel like home |
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<Shelly> | Your laptop can cripple your fertility |
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<greap> | it'd have to be pretty heavy to achieve that wouldn't it? |
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<Shelly> | Nope |
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<greap> | explain |
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<Shelly> | The heat generated by the laptop (Around 107 °F) Is enough to kill sperm |
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<greap> | ah well, I guess I can console myself with the fact that my laptop is way cooler than any kids I'd ever have |
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