| <jsoftw> | What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm so I can go home? |
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<ericz> | mktime? |
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<jsoftw> | I tried that but its still 2pm |
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<Anthony2> | sleep() |
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<jsoftw> | I tried that too but angry_boss() conflicts it |
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<Anthony2> | die() |
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<jsoftw> | No that means I dont get to do interesting things on the weekend |
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