oxie> | i want a dog |
+AlsoMike> | why do you want a dog? |
oxie> | dogs are cool |
+AlsoMike> | but do you want a hairy, sometimes smelly friend who bums all his food and accomodation off you and defecates on your bedroom floor? |
oxie> | yes ;) |
+AlsoMike> | i'll move in tomorrow. |
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