| <barnaby> | TheMage: jess was hinting that i should ask her out :/ |
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<TheMage> | barnaby: ask ExZippo for advice. |
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<ExZippo> | barnaby: Punch her in the tit. |
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<TheMage> | barnaby: or not. |
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