| <Zach> | Is your Dad home? |
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<videogameaholic> | yep |
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<Zach> | You get any hot chicks on the internet yet? |
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<videogameaholic> | wtf? There aren't any chicks on the internet. |
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<Zach> | You gotta do what I do. I get onto one of them lesbian chatrooms and pretend to be a 19 year old girl. |
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<videogameaholic> | I bet the other 60 "horny lesbians" in that room think they are just as clever as you. |
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<Zach> | no no no, they're really women, they send me naked pictures |
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<videogameaholic> | What do you do when they ask for yours? |
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<Zach> | I send them a pic of a 19 year old girl. |
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<videogameaholic> | ... |
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<Zach> | No seriously, they're all lesbians. |
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<videogameaholic> | If you say so... |
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<Zach> | damn straight. |
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<videogameaholic> | I'm sure you are. |
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