<Matrix_McCloud> | cant you just leave        |
<MidoriKid> | Nope. I have a four year contract. |
<Oolong> | you should get dishonorably discharged. |
<Oolong> | that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave    |
<Oolong> | it's a win-win situation |
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