| > | Okay life is good. |
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> | Some girl I know IRL. |
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> | Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night. |
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> | Yep, life is good. |
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<Seryu> | lol |
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> | Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window. |
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