| <Sh0t> | i'll be honest |
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<Sh0t> | I'd fuck Calista Flockhart |
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<tjommi> | is that possible? |
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<tjommi> | my dick is fatter than her |
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<Phalanx`> | you might break her |
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<Phalanx`> | be careful there |
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<xylol> | who cares |
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<Sh0t> | she gained weight |
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<Sh0t> | if you've seen her recently |
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<DeathVipr> | after you blow your load in her, her weight doubles |
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<tjommi> | id like to see that |
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<tuffguy> | lol dv |
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<tjommi> | LOL |
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