| Pwyff> | So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state are smart enough to be doing their job?" |
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Pwyff> | And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good way to see if they can think for themselves." |
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Pwyff> | So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?" |
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Pwyff> | And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy, it's me!" |
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Pwyff> | And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair away. |
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Pwyff> | Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?" |
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Pwyff> | And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then admits to Bush that he has no clue. |
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Pwyff> | Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother, who is it?" |
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Pwyff> | And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!" |
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Pwyff> | And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!" |