<SpaceCow> | of COURSE they had computers in the 40's |
<SpaceCow> | how else do you think they invented jews? |
<Volt9000> | Jews aren't INVENTED |
<Volt9000> | jews are GROWN |
<Volt9000> | you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree |
<RollingBrass> | the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1 |
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