| <Donut[AFK]> | .. this is my new pickup line. |
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<@Meikai> | Twitch. |
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<Donut[AFK]> | "Hey, did I mention I have a single cock, and that it is of average size and shape?" |
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<Donut[AFK]> | "Also, I have no STDs!" |
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<@Meikai> | "Because I never get laid!" |
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