| <trife> | past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why |
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<far_away-> | cuz u wante sex0rs |
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<trife> | well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home |
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<trife> | :( |
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<trife> | as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway |
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<far_away-> | fuck him |
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<HSOK> | yeah man |
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<HSOK> | just go at her! |
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<HSOK> | shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady" |
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