| <dj_enkie> | im a good babysitter |
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<dj_enkie> | the boy is older |
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<dj_enkie> | e is like 8 |
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<dj_enkie> | and he will become me someday |
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<dj_enkie> | i give him porn to not tell his parents that i drink their booze |
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