| <Kerrick> | Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft products: Microsoft Church |
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<Kerrick> | Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and cannot load |
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<Kerrick> | Please follow these simple steps so we can customize Microsoft Church to your liking |
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<Kerrick> | Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be molested? []Billy []Michael []Timmy |
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<Kerrick> | Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal button) |
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<Kerrick> | Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning []afternoon []night |
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<Kerrick> | Thank you for setting up microsoft church! |
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