| <_grunt> | wife washed my damned wallet |
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<_grunt> | i got freshly laundred money |
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<_grunt> | my driving record is now clean |
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<_grunt> | a new social security card washed up |
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<_grunt> | wonder if the soap washed the debit off my credit cards |
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