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Quote 1050 by Anonymous on 10/01/2011

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
- Jon Stewart
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