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Quote 1158 by Anonymous on 11/01/2011

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'
- Jack Handey
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