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Quote 13569 by Anonymous on 04/08/2013

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
- Matt Groening
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