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Quote 2476 by Anonymous on 30/01/2011

It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.
- Dave Barry
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