I figured out why I'm not getting seriously rich. I write newspaper columns. Nobody ever makes newspaper columns into Major Motion Pictures starring Tom Cruise. The best you can hope for, with a newspaper column, is that people will like it enough to attach it to their refrigerators with magnets shaped like fruit.
-
Similar:
| Quote 7848 | Proportions are what makes the old Greek temples classic in their beauty. They are like huge blocks, from which the air has been literally h... |
| Quote 10463 | The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges, or chu... |
| Quote 2088 | People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. |
| Quote 7657 | Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. |
| Quote 6106 | You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can't teach someone who writes columns to care. |
| Quote 8566 | In my view, far from deserving condemnation for their courageous reporting, the New York Times, the Washington Post and other newspapers sho... |
| Quote 9843 | Call me a troglodyte; I'd rather peruse those photos alongside my sweetheart, catch the newspaper on the way to work, and page thorough... |
| Quote 6402 | I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a ne... |
| Quote 1628 | The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. |