Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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| Quote 11584 | Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. |
| Quote 12284 | Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. |
| Quote 1466 | This world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel. |
| Quote 13943 | If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. |
| Quote 259 | God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. |
| Quote 13599 | Happiness never lays its finger on its pulse. |
| Quote 1045 | Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. |
| Quote 12448 | Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know. |
| Quote 6309 | Do you know what friendship is... it is to be brother and sister; two souls which touch without mingling, two fingers on one hand. |