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Quote 4204 by Anonymous on 17/02/2011

Look closely at Central America, and try to imagine what would happen if this vital region were to fall into Communist hands. What would happen is a lot of Communists would be stung repeatedly by vivious tropical insects the size of mature hamsters.
- Dave Barry
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