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Quote 4768 by Anonymous on 27/02/2011

Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. This is because the primary function of the government is -- and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution -- 'to spew out paper.'
- Dave Barry
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