|Quote 54||Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.|
|Quote 298||A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.|
|Quote 393||Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Groucho Marx|
|Quote 460||A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a ...|
|Quote 1003||Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds...|
|Quote 1045||Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.|
|Quote 1210||A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill|
|Quote 1226||Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
- Mark Twain|
|Quote 1388||Humor is just another defense against the universe.|
|Quote 1712||Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.|
|Quote 2102||A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.|
|Quote 2253||Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.|
|Quote 2269||A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.|
|Quote 2443||Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.|
|Quote 2667||Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.|
|Quote 2922||Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.|
|Quote 3063||The secret to humor is surprise.
|Quote 3126||A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.|
|Quote 3536||Humor is reason gone mad.
- Groucho Marx|
|Quote 3573||A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.|
|Quote 3600||You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.|
|Quote 4003||There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.|
|Quote 4076||Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.|
|Quote 4088||Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.|
|Quote 7636||Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.|
|Quote 8084||My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.|
|Quote 8102||A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.|
|Quote 8148||Wit is the lowest form of humor.
- Alexander Pope|
|Quote 8227||Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.|
|Quote 8230||Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which te...|
|Quote 8263||Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.|
|Quote 8278||Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value a...|
|Quote 8332||Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.|
|Quote 8659||The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.|
|Quote 8704||One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.|
|Quote 8708||Puns are a form of humor with words.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante|
|Quote 8732||Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.|
|Quote 8841||Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.|
|Quote 9120||Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.|
|Quote 9138||A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.|
|Quote 9252||Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.|
|Quote 9310||All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.|
|Quote 9759||Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.|
|Quote 9941||When humor goes, there goes civilization.
- Erma Bombeck|
|Quote 9949||What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.|
|Quote 10138||Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Beca...|
|Quote 10242||There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.|
|Quote 10368||Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.|
|Quote 10386||Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.|
|Quote 10819||I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.|
|Quote 11833||When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.|
|Quote 11839||There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.|
|Quote 11883||In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.|
|Quote 11894||Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.|
|Quote 11948||I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.|
|Quote 12015||Gags die, humor doesn't.
- Steven Wright|
|Quote 12602||Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.|
|Quote 12639||This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.|
|Quote 13235||If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.|
|Quote 13524||Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.|
|Quote 13809||Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.|
|Quote 13826||If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.|
|Quote 13867||The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.|