| <+DEK> | i heard oral sex is better than fucking |
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<%Disarm10> | Uh, depends. |
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<%Disarm10> | On what you're in the mood for. |
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<%Disarm10> | 9 times outta 10, a hand job is perfectly fine. |
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<+DEK> | ahh i guess |
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<+DEK> | masturbation works too |
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<+DEK> | it works for me, since my hands are girly and soft |
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<+DEK> | <33 |
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<%Disarm10> | >_> I meant getting one, not giving yourself one, but yea =P |
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<%Disarm10> | lol |
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<+DEK> | its fun watching myself in the mirror cuz it looks like a girl is giving me a handjob |
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<+DEK> | but in reality, it is me |
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<%Disarm10> | ... |
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<+DEK> | masturbating |
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<+DEK> | infront of a fucking mirror |
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* +DEK cries |
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* You were kicked by Disarm10 (ZOMG) |
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