| <Guilty> | If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes |
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<Guilty> | Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo |
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<Guilty> | Maybe some q-tips |
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