| <LynxCrR> | You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it. |
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<UprightMan> | Says Who? |
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<UprightMan> | You can make something 2000 times |
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<UprightMan> | and still mess up |
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<UprightMan> | Like, Ive peed a few hundred trillion times, but I still sometimes miss the toilet! |
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