<aphr0> | bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem |
<KArmA-> | something like that yeah |
<aphr0> | some little girl there was like |
<aphr0> | good. |
<aphr0> | she was beating me |
<aphr0> | I felt bad |
<aphr0> | I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3 |
<KArmA-> | heh |
<KArmA-> | those slow balls'll get you sometimes |
<aphr0> | yea, but I got the last laugh |
<aphr0> | I raped her in the parking lot |
<KArmA-> | you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass |
<KArmA-> | or yeah |
<aphr0> | ha! cunt |
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