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Chat 7782 by Anonymous on 12/01/2011

<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem
<KArmA-> something like that yeah
<aphr0> some little girl there was like
<aphr0> good.
<aphr0> she was beating me
<aphr0> I felt bad
<aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3
<KArmA-> heh
<KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes
<aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh
<aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot
<KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass
<KArmA-> or yeah
<aphr0> ha! cunt
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