@lAsriel> | I just got a crazy telemarket call |
@lAsriel> | an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on |
@lAsriel> | I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running" |
@lAsriel> | if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it |
@Mono> | lol |
@lAsriel> | not sit around hoping someone will call me up |
@lAsriel> | 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment" |
@lAsriel> | "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face" |
@Mono> | rofl |
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