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Chat 7620 by Anonymous on 11/01/2011

@lAsriel> I just got a crazy telemarket call
@lAsriel> an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on
@lAsriel> I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"
@lAsriel> if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it
@Mono> lol
@lAsriel> not sit around hoping someone will call me up
@lAsriel> 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"
@lAsriel> "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"
@Mono> rofl
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