| <CrazyJames> | I know how not to cook lobster |
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<CrazyJames> | me mother worked for the gas company |
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<CrazyJames> | on a helphone back in the seventies |
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<CrazyJames> | giving out reciepes |
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<CrazyJames> | booking appointments etc |
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<CrazyJames> | someone called her asking how to get the lobsters to stop tapping on the glass of the oven door |
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