| <Nash> | YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus |
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<Nash> | looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison |
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<DDR4life> | serves him right |
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<DROSS> | Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is |
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<FiringSquad> | He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison |
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<LexiusTheGenuis> | poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin |
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<Sczoyd> | cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads |
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<Antibig> | theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum |
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<FiringSquad> | looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed |
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<Sczoyd> | I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive |
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<JSP> | a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot |
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<Sczoyd> | his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop |
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<ShinKurro> | someone will find out a new way to spread viruses |
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<Nash> | okay, that wasn’t really called for. |
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