| <ozzybard> | i had to get a new hdd today because the old one died on monday. Â Been so busy it has taken me this long to getting around to proving it |
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<lightguard> | does it have porn on it yet? |
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<lightguard> | i am of firm belief that all new hard drives should come with porn |
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<lightguard> | it saves time, cause it's only going to end up on there later anyway |
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<ozzybard> | that is probably why my old drive died... no porn |
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<lightguard> | it has been conclusively proven that the life of the drive is directly related to the amount of porn on the drive |
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<lightguard> | its like viagra for hardware :D |
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<Pyah-pyah> | The more porn, the higher the chance of the drive crashing and consequently losing all that porn? |
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<lightguard> | no, oddly enough. |
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<Pyah-pyah> | That is odd |
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<lightguard> | porn seems to have an effect on the stability of your system |
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<lightguard> | for optimal running of windows XP, i recommend all Dell PC's be shipped with an additional 120gb drive filled with porn. |
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