| <djahandarie> | we ain't here to do e-c-e |
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<djahandarie> | we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b |
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<djahandarie> | listen to me spit these rhymes |
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<djahandarie> | while i program lines |
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<djahandarie> | and commit web accessibility crimes |
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<djahandarie> | word, son |
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<http402> | You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks, |
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<http402> | But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six. |
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<http402> | I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans, |
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<http402> | While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands. |
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<http402> | Cut the crap rap, |
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<http402> | Or I'll run ettercap, |
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<http402> | Grab your AIM chat, |
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<http402> | N' send a PC bitch-slap! |
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<http402> | peace |
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<djahandarie> | you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans |
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<djahandarie> | while i got other plans |
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<djahandarie> | you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right |
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<djahandarie> | you just create a plight with your http rewrites |
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<djahandarie> | i've been on the web since the age of three |
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<djahandarie> | you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi |
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<djahandarie> | respect yo' elders, bitch |
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<http402> | You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up, |
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<http402> | Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP. |
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<http402> | You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow! |
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<http402> | You're knocking at the door while I run this show! |
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<http402> | Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school, |
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<http402> | Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool, |
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<http402> | Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool, |
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<http402> | Face it. I rule. |
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<djahandarie> | i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch) |
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<djahandarie> | all you can do is troll on the fagnets |
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<djahandarie> | and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup |
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<djahandarie> | it wont be hurt by the words you throwup |
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<djahandarie> | dont mind me while i emerge my ownage |
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<djahandarie> | while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge |
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<djahandarie> | you say i'm still in school |
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<djahandarie> | but the fact is that i know the rule |
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<djahandarie> | cuz you need to go back to grade three |
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<djahandarie> | and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e |
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<http402> | Time to bend over and apply a patch, |
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<http402> | Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch. |
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<http402> | Your connection got nuked and you've met your match. |
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<http402> | You run a single process like a VAX with a batch. |
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<http402> | I'd pass the torch to a real winner |
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<http402> | But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner |
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<http402> | Caught in a loop that you cant escape, |
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<http402> | I run clock cycles around your words and flows, |
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<http402> | Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows, |
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<http402> | Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows, |
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<http402> | Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows. |
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<djahandarie> | Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P |
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<djahandarie> | You win haha |
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* http402 takes a bow |