| <MJL> | The only thing that pisses me off is when someone randomly enters my room at night during happy time. |
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<MJL> | It's like a mad scramble to look innocent |
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<MJL> | And it's a lose lose situation |
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<MJL> | Because it's obvious you're trying to cover it up |
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<MJL> | But I guess it's better than staring at your mother with your penis hanging out and asking what's up. |
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