| <James> | i didn't know this sort of thing really happened, but the other day i came home from school early and walked in on my mom having sex with a ups guy. |
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<morningbell> | What did you do? |
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<James> | i hate my dad so i ordered a bunch of shit from the internet that will be delivered by ups. :) |
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